5th wedding anniversary!

Wow! Michelle and I have been married 5 years tomorrow. It doesn't seem like that long ago. I'll spare you all with the details of our love. Michelle - I love you, and look forward to many more years of you giving me the bird.

I need this bumper sticker...

You know, the one that says "No fat chicks!" - I need one that says "No fat dudes!". That fat guy broke my ankle - not just a sprain. The swelling is down, but it is mighty tender still. No pictures, but I think you'll be okay with that.